I had an interesting night at work. So the night starts off well and a murmer starts going around that someone famous is coming to the bar. The bartender jokes that it’s Robert Downey Jr. and I kind of get excited but at the same time I’m kind of like, yeah right. As it starts getting later and later i begin to lose hope. Then I see a guy that looks like of familiar but shrug it off. Then, as I’m going into the kitchen, I see The Beard. Epic freakin’ Meal Time is there at the back table and I just start beaming because this is the closest I’ve gotten to ever meeting a celebrity. After a while I go to clear some of their glasses and “Can I take your glasses?” comes out like Simlish. I grab some and a test tube falls to the ground and shatters. One makes a comment and as he does another almost falls to the ground. I quickly excuse myself to the kitchen and come back with a broom to clean up, and back to the kitchen I go. My boss starts talking to them and Epic Meal Time just starts roasting me. I was so ashamed I couldn’t look them in the eye as I cleared their plates but then they ordered a few more drinks and I gave them pretty good service until they finally left.
Long story short, I got called a train wreck by Epic Meal Time, which is kind of a reward in itself.